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[All Your Face]

oh the face will rape, rape like it's its job

that flash kicks down the doors and tea bags the whole party while gettin' head from everyones girlfriend at the same time

rape face COMIN ATCHA!

Onic responds:

<3 thanks for the review sexy, you will recieve 500 gil for this.

[Dr0kn Space]

dr0kn space

now this is some fuckin' dr0kn space if i've ever dun seen any. wooooooo just look at all the dr0kn space

Onic responds:

MPA, a review from you is like a prostate exam from a cactus, its both touching and painfull at the same time,<3

[Dranking Helmet]

tall up another for your mother

dranking helmet reviewed like it was my job

altr responds:

More like TALLY HOE UR MOM, HI O, <69 ...

[Thundah]

THUNDAH

THUNDAH OK DRINK A 6 PACK DURING THE COURSE OF 2 SONGS

the ngdrunks dynasty is rising

Onic responds:

Ahhhhh my thundah jedi in training. You will do great things with that song some day MPA...great things <3

[Mams]

This flash is some straight up teat shit.

Ain't nuttin goin on in this flash but the teats.

altr responds:

<_altr_> how do i teat here?
<b33rb0t> In order to "teat":
<b33rb0t> <ShitOnAStick> You need to give 194%
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[Liver Lumps]

b33r wut wut

b33r, drink it, but watch b33r flash. THIS FLASH BEER FLASH

Onic responds:

Hahahah, thanks alot dude, glad that your eyes orgasimed while watching this. Have a b33r filled day :D

[Nutcracker Suite Vol. 1]

The first volume already? Wasn't expecting that.

The contents of volume one came out of nowhere, as non of it was shown in the preview. I thought the theme of this was funny and well thought up, but will you be continuing the struggle of a nutcracker trying to be a golfer in some of the volumes to come? We have to know if he gets that golf scholarship you know.

Matty-182 responds:

OHHH yeah. that plot begins in volume 2. thats when the story really sets. this is more of the... its like the beginning of a 007 movie. have a flashy beginning. thanks for the review though. Unlike the trailer... the reviews arent too good. but thanks. your review last time was ass kicking as well

[The Nutcracker Suite]

I'm glad this passed.

I've watched this 4 times already. The music really holds everything together very nicely. I like the accents you give them and the whole concept is funny. I think the real thing would be better if it stayed as just a video. Animating it would take away the atmosphere of this a bit. I'm not saying I won't enjoy an animated version, but there's just something about seeing real nutcrackers hoppin' around with their stiff movements and wood clanking mouths. As I've said before (in different words) you are very good incorporating the right music at the right times, I love the end after the tiger woods part when the chorus of the song starts and the white screen with slow scrolling text. I'm off to watch this again and am waiting for the final product be in shot in video form or animated.

Matty-182 responds:

thanks for the review. Ive actually decided not to animate it. But that might force me to leave it off NG since video files are huge. If you see the movie *or the ten minutes we have*, you'd see that it wouldnt work well if it were cut up into short segments... which id have to do to keep the file small... so i dont know what im gonna do...

[Rhoær]

MPA seal of approval.

That's what this flash has. It was smooth, looked good, and you used good music for this particular piece. I see you've spent alot more time making flash lately, which I'm guessing is partially why you've been taking time off #ngd.

altr responds:

Thanks dood.
And ya, partial reason =/ .
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