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Ain't nuttin goin on in this flash but the teats.
Author's Response:
<_altr_> how do i teat here?
<b33rb0t> In order to "teat":
<b33rb0t> <ShitOnAStick> You need to give 194%
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I got a laugh and a half reading these reviews from a bunch of 05's who have absolutely no idea who you are. Keep on rocking the Mexican PinkVisor CarRide and never forget to Fuck Dat Ass.
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b33r, drink it, but watch b33r flash. THIS FLASH BEER FLASH
Author's Response:
Hahahah, thanks alot dude, glad that your eyes orgasimed while watching this. Have a b33r filled day :D
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"Reminds me of some really oldschool rpgs."
I can't seem to get to far into the game, however. I have the alexiaring and have leveled up slightly. I'm to the point where there is a guy many levels out of my league blocking my path. I have nowhere to go and I've tried equipping the alexiaring on the 2 spots on the map (that I can currently go to) that pop-up some text (the earth thing and the scorpion thing). Well I can't seem to go anywhere (can't beat that guy blocking my path, no chance) and I can't get anything to happen at the 2 pop-up text spots. Perhaps I'm just over-looking something??
Author's Response:
You're supposed to lose to Morgen, the first time you meet. After you come to, go back through the ruins to where he was. You'll notice he has run away, you can leave the ruins and explore the rest of the game.
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best soudboard this side of the mississippi
AT LEAST
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"The first volume already? Wasn't expecting that."
The contents of volume one came out of nowhere, as non of it was shown in the preview. I thought the theme of this was funny and well thought up, but will you be continuing the struggle of a nutcracker trying to be a golfer in some of the volumes to come? We have to know if he gets that golf scholarship you know.
Author's Response:
OHHH yeah. that plot begins in volume 2. thats when the story really sets. this is more of the... its like the beginning of a 007 movie. have a flashy beginning. thanks for the review though. Unlike the trailer... the reviews arent too good. but thanks. your review last time was ass kicking as well
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I've watched this 4 times already. The music really holds everything together very nicely. I like the accents you give them and the whole concept is funny. I think the real thing would be better if it stayed as just a video. Animating it would take away the atmosphere of this a bit. I'm not saying I won't enjoy an animated version, but there's just something about seeing real nutcrackers hoppin' around with their stiff movements and wood clanking mouths. As I've said before (in different words) you are very good incorporating the right music at the right times, I love the end after the tiger woods part when the chorus of the song starts and the white screen with slow scrolling text. I'm off to watch this again and am waiting for the final product be in shot in video form or animated.
Author's Response:
thanks for the review. Ive actually decided not to animate it. But that might force me to leave it off NG since video files are huge. If you see the movie *or the ten minutes we have*, you'd see that it wouldnt work well if it were cut up into short segments... which id have to do to keep the file small... so i dont know what im gonna do...
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You surprised the shit out of me with this one.
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I really like all your work and your unique style. Please keep them coming. Congratulations on getting your second daily 1st place award.
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Great story, great music, great animation(smooth), and basically great job with combining everything into a great flash.
My vote: Red is NOT the one(he dies); his BROTHER is. Not only can this be more dramatic, but it can offer more episodes (one episode of the brother realizing his brother is dead and training extra hard, and another episode where we realize his powers are unmatched and the agents have no idea what's coming to them.) Trust me, you will get more out of Red not being the one.
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